Thursday, September 20, 2007

In The Name Of The Mother, The Virgin, and The Bombshell

Best lines from tonight's "Beauty and the Geek." Please keep in mind that many words, and nearly all sentences, end with that rise in tone that makes it sound like a question.

1st Runner Up:
Hollie
Professional Betty Boop
Blondes definitely have more fun. I know this because I once dyed my hair brown and no one looked at me; I didn't get any attention. It was just like -- I was regular person.

Grand Prize:
Katie
Sorority Girl
I just recently got a boob job. I do feel like it was an investment because over my lifetime all the drinks that I'll have bought for me because I have boobs will probably pay for the boob job.

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

oh good heavens...those are both complete disasters.

Spencer said...

Ha ha ha ha... This cheered me up this morning.

Sara said...

How i miss this show. What a shame I don't have cable and couldn't stand to watch it with anyone else, huh?